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• i have been on this site for too long
• you can message me or send me asks abt anything, just go fuckin wild if you want. i have a plethora of photos of cats and am thrilled to spam anyone with them if asked. i will give advice if you want it, i make no promises on how good or bad that advice may be.
• i will tag anything if asked, im sorry but i can be inconsistent with tagging, im human and just be reblogging shit.
• i am deep in my twitch brainrot era
• i am not a real human being, just multiple mental illnesses and traumas stacked in a trench coat

terfs and swerfs i know where you live

• i am a socialist, united we bargain divided we beg and all that shit.
• my theme might be a little broken on desktop but I’m too tired to fix it, it works, that’s what matters.
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amtrak-official:

enki2:

Yeah, people are fucking hypocrites, it ain’t my fault

  

auckie:

avvocarlo:

auckie:

auckie:

You hate me, bexcuse you hate me.

Becose I suck

go to hell

  

arqueete:

obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

  

snoopyboopysoupy:

tumkaafiho:

they’re scared cuz under socialism strap gets you pregrant

ⓘ this post was flagged by fact checkers as truer words never been spoken

  

xtec:

  

dementedgnomicwizard:

  

austimpowerz:

hi can you delete that last post please? im in a parasocial relationship with you and its so embarrassing telling everyone we’re together when you act like that. thanks

  

that-twink-over-there:

dormouseking:

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Fuck his dad

  

texas-gothic:

thestuffedalligator:

There are multiple posts saying that Legolas is the Texan amongst the Fellowship of the Ring and you’re all wrong it’s Gandalf. It’s 1000% Gandalf. Gandalf followed a wild horse for two days to tame it and would regularly ride up to the Shire with a cart full of homemade fireworks. Gandalf’s the Texan.

  

predstrogen:

predstrogen:

“For the first time, for Call of Duty this year, we’re doing a direct sequel”

ive been laughing for the last 10 minutes with my girlfriend because they just straight up lied. like they didnt say about features or anything they just said “yeah its our first sequel”. this is like your 20th game. its a fucking trilogy. its a REBOOT of an old trilogy. standing in front of four fucking TVs that advertise that its the third game in the story. im losing it

  

redsparrow12:

rongzhi:

English added by me :)

  

microcroft:

did tumblr hq get more lenient on drug testing or something

no but fr with all these un-staggered out changes to the UI i’m imagining its because the office has turned into one of those offices where like half the staff are blatantly doing coke in the bathroom while brainstorming changes

  

sandmandaddy69:

  

did tumblr hq get more lenient on drug testing or something